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28 May 2009 @ 06:00 pm
vid - I'm on Boat - Star Trek  

vid title: I'm on a Boat
music: The Lonely Island featuring T-Pain
source: Star Trek (new 2009 reboot whatever we're calling it)
duration: 2:37
notes: For all my GQ motherfuckers at ontd_startrek and thanks to kuwdora.
summary: I am on the Enterprise.

download: 30mb xvid avi via mediafire
youtube and BAM vid vault stream

Aww shit, get your towels ready it's about to go down (shorty, yeah)
Everybody in the place hit the fucking deck (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfucking toes
We running this, let's go

I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat)
I'm on a boat (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat (boat, yeah)

I'm on a boat motherfucker take a look at me
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker cause I'm on a boat

Take a picture, trick (trick)
I'm on a boat, bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ,
Cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks
And my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's
Straight flipping copies

I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit
This dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet
But this ain't Seaworld, this is real as it gets
I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget

I'm on a boat and
It's going fast and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world
On a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore,
then you're sure not me-oh

Get the fuck up, this boat is REAL!!!

Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys, motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on the deck with my boys, motherfucker (yeah)
The boat engine make noise, motherfucker

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible

Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Poseidon
Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)

Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid

I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Everybody look at me 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (woaah)
I'm on a boat
I'm on a boat
Take a good hard look at the mothafuckin' boat (sha-sha-shorty, shorty, yeah)




Complete with oblig gifs:


 
 
feeling: accomplishedaccomplished
 
 
 
Ambassador Dummy Dummy Dumb Dumscrickets on May 30th, 2009 10:28 pm (UTC)
Hah! Well that was more fun than a barrel full of monkeys!
kiki_miserychic: lost ~ ben baked you a delicious hamkiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:03 am (UTC)
Monkeys you say? Hhehehehe.
Daylngigglemonster on May 30th, 2009 10:33 pm (UTC)
Heee this is awesome dude!
What a perfect song too. I especially enjoy the "i fucked a mermaid" part lol
Very fun :)
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:03 am (UTC)
Those were the first clips I laid down.
Kay: STXI - Kirk Boardedaishia on May 30th, 2009 10:38 pm (UTC)
BRILLIANT!
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
Thanks!
Lady Not-Appearing-In-This-Film: serenity blow your minddemonqueen666 on May 30th, 2009 10:41 pm (UTC)
DUDE. I love that. Not only did you take a fun silly choice and actually make it halfway kinda serious for the canon, but your clip timing and edits were amazing! LIVE LONG AND PROSPER, BITCHES.
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:04 am (UTC)
They are on boat! It felt perfect. Thanks.
not a real rasta anywayhapex_legomena on May 30th, 2009 11:50 pm (UTC)
I'm so glad someone vidded "I'm on a ShipBoat", and this is so much good times. Gaila's a mermaid! The syncing of bb!Kirk yelling 'yeah!' in the car! A bunch of other things!

Thank you for making this.
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:05 am (UTC)
Gaila as a mermaid was the first part I edited. I laughed when I did little Kirk in the car yelling.
pixieladykuwdora on May 31st, 2009 12:02 am (UTC)
I'M ON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRR~~~~~
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:06 am (UTC)
Take a look at me!
bradcpubradcpu on May 31st, 2009 12:12 am (UTC)
This was SO much fun! Not only that, it's extremely well put together. Like wow. The connections and motion are unrelentingly brilliant.

Er... I should probably see the movie.
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
Thanks. I'm def. going to remaster when the DVD comes out. The movie is good. Totally worth the watch. :)
V.: StarTrek ON A SHIPaurora_84 on May 31st, 2009 12:51 am (UTC)
I HAVEN'T EVEN DOWNLOADED THIS YET, BUT OMG FUCK YES!!
V.: StarTrek Kirk Starlightaurora_84 on May 31st, 2009 01:07 am (UTC)
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! This was even better than I expected. You win. *bows*
(no subject) - kiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:08 am (UTC) (Expand)
fabi: spock-ishtearful_eye on May 31st, 2009 01:05 am (UTC)
whee, this is SO much fun!
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:08 am (UTC)
I had tons of fun making it too!
Morgaine: [~O] st . original slashmorgaine22 on May 31st, 2009 02:39 am (UTC)
You MADE that masterpiece?! I was about to thank Jesus but I think I just have to THANK YOUUUUU. FOREVER.


(I got here from a friend rec, btw)
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:10 am (UTC)
LOL, thanks. Jesus would try to take credit anyway. :)
Terra Firma: Star Trek | Excitinglast_archangel on May 31st, 2009 02:56 am (UTC)
Oh my God, I LOVE this. I'm going to pimp and post it everywhere!
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:11 am (UTC)
Yay, thanks!
Nicole Anell: star treknicole_anell on May 31st, 2009 03:14 am (UTC)
That. Was. AMAZING.

Favorite moments include the perfectly-edited sequence with Kirk and Spock as kids, "this boat is REAL," and of course "I fucked a mermaid."

Edited at 2009-05-31 03:18 am (UTC)
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Thanks. I'm really happy with the Kirk and Spock as kids section. It works better than I even had it in my head. The mermaid part was the first I edited.
Talithatalitha78 on May 31st, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
HAHAHAHA. Awesome.
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
Thanks! Now I can go back and watch the other Star trek vids!
(no subject) - bloodygoodgirl on May 31st, 2009 06:22 am (UTC) (Expand)
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
Hell yeah, thanks!
punkrebel84: Yummy; Pushing Daisiespunkrebel84 on May 31st, 2009 06:51 am (UTC)
VERY cool video!
kiki_miserychickiki_miserychic on May 31st, 2009 06:57 pm (UTC)
Thank you! Love your icon.